our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
So I woke up today with my joints hurting and my throat glands swollen. I’ve got chills and a 102 degree fever. Then I puked (most painful experience possible) and my mom says that its because my body was so stressed that I wasn’t used to not being stressed. All I have to say is why the fuck is that a thing? I don’t really feel like being incapacitated for the next week or 2. I have shit to do.
So this happened at school today…